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Hi, my name is Fitz. Nice to meet yo....*whips head around at door* SQUIRREL???
Anyway, back to me. I like eating recycling, rolling in poop and then literally smelling like shit for DAYS until mom or dad (almost always mom) gives me a bath.
Recently my sister, Abby, taught me how to howl at fire engines or ANY loud noise. Cool trick, AMIRITE? I think my parents luuurrvveee it...*jumps 180* I SWEAR I HEARD A SQUIRREL!!
I love coffee and ANY bottles of pills that are left out on the counter! One time I knocked over mom's coffee, drank it all, and then ate a whole bottle of doggie heartworm pills. I was racing all over the house and then threw up everywhere (and I mean EVERYWHERE) for the next week.
That's about it, I have to go howl at some more things and maybe try to drink mom's wine (she REALLY loves that stuff).