Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Lent

I haven't gone to church in a long time, but even so I consider myself a spiritual person.  I don't always participate in Lent (as in giving something up).  I felt I should do something this Lenten year.  I will give up booze.  And that's hard; we have a wine cellar.  If C likes a bottle of wine, he buys a damn case.  So far he has bought out the wine selections from TWO different stores because "they were on sale".  This man makes his own tonic for our gin & tonics.  He LOVE alcohol.  I think if alcohol was a lady, he would leave me for her harlotry embraces.

But yes, it's hard.  I've been working from home lately and doing freelancing writing on the side and the wine cabinet is RIGHT next to my desk.

* takes deep breath*

I'm ok, you guys.  I fainted for a minute.  I'm ok, though.

So yeah, giving up booze.  I'd like to make it 40 days.  We shall see.

Can we still be friends?

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

My Name is Fitz

GLAMOUR SHOT
Hi, my name is Fitz.  Nice to meet yo....*whips head around at door* SQUIRREL???
Anyway, back to me.  I like eating recycling, rolling in poop and then literally smelling like shit for DAYS until mom or dad (almost always mom) gives me a bath.

Recently my sister, Abby, taught me how to howl at fire engines or ANY loud noise.  Cool trick, AMIRITE?  I think my parents luuurrvveee it...*jumps 180* I SWEAR I HEARD A SQUIRREL!!

I love coffee and ANY bottles of pills that are left out on the counter!  One time I knocked over mom's coffee, drank it all, and then ate a whole bottle of doggie heartworm pills.  I was racing all over the house and then threw up everywhere (and I mean EVERYWHERE) for the next week.

That's about it, I have to go howl at some more things and maybe try to drink mom's wine (she REALLY loves that stuff).

VEGASSS

We're headed to Vegas this Friday through the following Monday!  We're going to race cars, haggle with hookers, gamble and rob a liquor store, because, VEGAS!

I'll have some photos veryyyy soon.  I have several sparkly dresses I will be debuting and (re) debuting.  Yeah, I'm excited.

Bellagio, whooooooooooooooo...*cough* oooooooooooooo!!!!

LOOK HOW HAPPY I AM!!
Ok, so that picture was from a month ago.  So what?  I am too lazy to turn my phone around and take a picture?  Yes, yes I am. Also, I wanted to show you the level of sparkles that would be debuting and yes, (RE) debuting (I'm not a millionaire, you guys).

So, sparkles.  YAYY!

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Why Do I have Two Blogs, You Ask?

I'll tell you.  THIS here blog started out as a way for me to write poems and short stories to share with friends at their leisure.  I wanted them to be able to view whenever without being bombarded with emails from me saying "OMGGGG, I wrote another poem about my dog!! It's attached".
Right?  No one wants their inbox flooded with poems about dogs. OR DO THEY, HALLMARK??? (please return my calls, Hallmark *sobs*)

But weirdly (to me) I started getting followers.  So, two blogs.  I think this one is more whimsical and fanciful and the other is more satirical.  So, yeah. Two blogs. 

You're welcome?

Tuesday, February 07, 2012

Rogue 24

I reviewed Rogue 24 at my other blog: Business, Casual

Do it.

Monday, February 06, 2012

930 Club

C and I went to an AWESOME show at the 930 club last week.  It was so much fun!  We saw The Kills and they were fantastic.  We had pre-club drinks and small plates at Dickson Wine Bar and the wine was good, the food...eh.

Once we got to the show I was keeping an eye out for Nicole from Peace Love Nicole since I knew she'd be at the show.  Once the club started filling up, however, I kinda gave up on seeing her since the show was sold out.  BUT, serendipity, Nicole stood directly  behind me and we gave each other a huge hug.  She is the sweetest thing ever!  It was a good night and a GREAT show.

xo